Guy's a pro. I've opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

Army had half a day. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Across from where? I care deeply for nature. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm half machine. I'm a monster.

It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. Michael! Really? Did nothing cancel? Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Really? Did nothing cancel?